would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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