Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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