Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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