so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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