i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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