He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize