How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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