I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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