i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
im having a threesome with these popsicles
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
