i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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