her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Oh god it's open bar.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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