We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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