Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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