Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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