Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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