You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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