I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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