Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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