its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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