we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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