i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we're making bets on your personal life
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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