Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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