i was rollin on her like bob the builder
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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