There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
