im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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