u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
