I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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