Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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