Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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