P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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