I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
