Whod you bang
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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