One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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