the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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