I look better un-naked...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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