Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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