Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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