Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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