Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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