Kiss
Puke
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
