i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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