Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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