why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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