I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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