I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
