Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
3pm strippers are depressing
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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