i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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