I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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