I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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