Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
If its not for food we ain't going out.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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