New invention idea: vibrating tampons
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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