Sponge bath it is.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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